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So, this weekend was the weekend I'd been looking forward to for aaaages.

It was a bit nnnyaaaargggh.

That's not to say it was rubbish though. I still had a pretty good time albeit not the best weekend of my life ever I had dubbed it to be.

It was HOT HOT HOT HEAT! I don't think I've ever been so hot in my life. And the bad thing was that there was NOWHERE to escape the sun and heat. If we had had a patch of shade where we pitched our tents then I would've had an AMAZING time. It was literally too hot to move most of the time. Also it felt like less people tented with us than I'd predicted. AND I did naughty on Friday.

But niggles aside I had a pretty decent time. Just not THAT good. But I've already said that haven't I? Yes... so...

Me, Candice, Char and Scott arrived in the queue at around 9am. It was bastard hot. About an hour later everyone decided to move forward and bunch up and 'cause people to get agitated and hot and sweaty and RARR. So we decided it was best advised to just sit and the side and then go in once the queue had died down.

As we left the queue, some deranged woman pointed us in the direction of the TICKET HOLDERS LINE. Aces. We got in the queue and were joined by Mitch, Andy, George and his friends Matt and James.

After dragging the heaviest and largest bag ever in the creation of heavy and large bags for around an hour, I, and everyone else, made it inside. My hands felt like a small child had been gnawing viciously at them. And I was hot. And dehydrated! I've never been so dehydrated in my life!

A while later we tented it up. Sam was meant to be tenting with us but pitched with his other mates which was a bit wack. Once everything was set up we sat around for a bit and me and Candice had some of Mitch's NAUGHTYCAKE. Ugh.

I don't think I'll be doing it again for a while, if ever. We walked around for a bit to see what was going on events-wise and I couldn't move. I was drained and actually couldn't move my body properly. It was crap and it didn't feel like it was ever going to end. We soon returned to our tent and crashed out. Wasted a day which was a bit rubbish. Felt like I'd ruined some other peoples night's as well a bit. Ah well, life goes on.

Saturday morning and normal service was resumed to my body; pretty much. Char went home soon after which was a bit of a shitter. Me and Candice walked around and eventually found shade in the stands for the motocross. Ah, shade is brilliants. Bummed around for a few hours buying over expensive food and drink, finding shade and making some funnies.

Saturday NIGHT was pretty damn aces. Me and Candice got pretty drunktarded rather quickly. Everyone went their seperate ways so it was just us twos to live it up. We drank lager mixed with Smirnoff Ice.

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AWESOME DRINK. Like an angel pissing in your mouth.

We wandered drunkenly down and watched the freestyle motocross for a bit; well tried to. Soon left for the music tent thing.

The Sugar Hill Gang played. I drunkenly paraded around and made Candice dance with me. That was ACES.

After that me and Candice made drunken banter and did lots of FUNNIES. Candice said random "HELLO"s in a high pitched voice at passerby's. YES!!

Then what did we do? Ummm... think we went back to the tent area with the rest of the folk. Security guards were being wanktards. Pouring lager onto a well kept fire and then kicking the embers at people isn't very security like. Scottish plums.

Sunday was the most agitating day ever. It was REALLY hot and there was nothing to do so we were just sat around waiting to be picked up to go home. The last hour at NASS was torture.

I kept getting really fidgety and hot and agitated and energyless. But, eventually we got picked up and arrived home in time for a roast dinner.

Went into my room which coincidentally, is a SAUNA as well.

MY ROOM

Slept for about 5 hours. Which was much needed. Got up and went downstairs for strawberries and cream. Awes.

We watched Blast From The Past which was alright.

Ah, it's too hot to finish this props. I'll just list what else we did...

Slept more.
Woke up, washed, had breakfast.
Lounged around the hottest house in Coleford.
Ate some more.
Made some.
Sat in garden.
Took Candice home.

Nows, I'm melting in the sauna/my room.

RARRRRRRRR.

I HATE HEAT. IM ENGLISH, IM NOT SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS WEATHER.

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